Sunday, May 10, 2009

*go on and be a grown up now!*

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Who said growing up has no perks?
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I mean, you could go and eat yourself sick with candy and no one will punish you (but your bottom may grow).
You also could make a whole chocolate cake and eat it all by yourself (then blame your slowing metabolism for the weight gain).
And stay up all night watching scary movies.
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You know what I'm talking about, don't ya?
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But if you're not doing all that, today is probably as good a day as any other to go thank yo' momma for giving you an ounce of common sense. And that big ass of yours! (Or in my case, my nasty "classy" sense of humor).
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Then squeeze her close like there is no tomorrow.
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And maybe even make her a nice ol' cup of grown up coffee!
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Big bad-ass grown-up coffee:
250 ml strong black coffee
50 ml coconut milk (or regular)
50 ml chocolate liquor
cinnamon

Blend it all together, serve it up and go watch cartoons with the old lady!!!
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1 comment:

Josie said...

Ohhh ... so you were that bad of a girl, huh??? LOL ...
Such a naive mom am I ...
I love you anyway and in all the ways and all the way!!! My Sunshining Princess Rejoice!!!